It's All About ME... LOL!

I was catching up on what some of my blog friends were doing and found this idea from Linda at My Trendy Tykes. Go check out her blog, it's hilarious (that's a compliment, BTW).

So, without further adieu, I present to you the,

"What Google Thinks About Me" meme.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search

Kellie needs to stop doing stuff to her face.

(Why don't you tell me how you really feel? LOL)

"[your name] looks like"

Kellie looks like she is in a wheel chair....(No comment, haha)

"[your name] wants"

Kellie wants some shoes. (AMEN!!!)

"[your name] does"

Kellie does Wicked.

(bwahahahaha!! Don't make me get my flying monkeys!)

"[your name] hates"

Kellie hates you.

(Not really, but if the shoe fits...)

"[your name] asks"

Kellie asks for her wedding rings.

(LMFAO! We won't even go THERE!)

"[your name] likes"

Kellie likes country music so much that she skipped school.

(Darn it! Who let the cat outta the bag???)

"[your name] eats"

Kellie eats it!

(Hahaha! Sad but true,

I am by far the clumsiest person I know!)

"[your name] wears"

Kellie wears many hats.

(all of the with style ;-p)

"[your name] was arrested for"

Kellie was arrested for punching boyfriend.

(Better watch out I've got a mean left hook, LOL)

"[your name] loves"

Kellie loves being a girl.

Now you know everything there is to know about "me" haha!

Pretty funny huh? Your turn!

3 Things About Me...

Well, it's blog hop time again. I'm a little late this week, but better late than never right??? This week's topic is to list three things about me that you may or may not know, so here it goes...

1. Once upon a time, many moons ago, I was my high school's mascot which just happens to be a "blue gopher." True story, try not to laugh to hard. I actually won several national awards as "Chops" the gopher and was even invited to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.



2. I make people "glow" for a living. OK well maybe glow isn't the best choice of words, LOL. I am a Certified Nuclear Medicine Technologist, my job is to inject people with radio tracers and take pictures of their insides. :)

3. I can't stand the sound of people crunching on ice. It makes me nauseous and gives me the eeby-geebies in a BAD way! Like worse than nails on a chalkboard, it's THAT bad! I can't even handle too much ice if any in my drinks. My mom has always told me that it's because when she was pregnant with me ice chips were all she could keep down so she was constantly eating them and maybe that had something to do with it, who knows???